Give this guy a medal


There was this boy who walked up to me today and said “Hey are you ok?” And he looked really concerned, so I’m just all like “Yeah why?” He just smiles at me and says “it must of hurt when you fell from heaven.” I looked at him like I had no idea what he was talking about “No, I’m sorry I climbed my way up from hell.” His face goes blank for like a second then he smiles again and says “So that’s why you’re so fucking hot.”